Why having a baby is better than having a boyfriend:
1. You can dress him in anything you like.
2. He always lets you have the last word.
3. He is getting fatter and his hairline is receding, and he doesn't care at all about either.
4. He thinks snuggling with you is the best thing in life.
5. He will eat the same thing for every meal and never gets sick of it.
6. He saves all his best smiles for you.
7. He farts, burps and spits in front of you and you aren't embarrassed.
8. He will stay up late with you watching anything you like on tv.
9. He doesn't mind the extra weight you've put on; in fact, he likes you a little soft.
10. He will never love anyone the way he loves you.
10 comments:
LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!
agree with heather! love this little post!
so so cute! Very clever indeed.
Haha! So cute & so true! :)
You are very witty! Love it! Glad you are enjoying being a new mama. :)
I meant a mama of a new baby....you are definitely not a new mama!:)
Awesome. Now can you write one about how my husband is like a 4th child...or 5th for you!
hilarious. So well said!
So true! I love it!
Now let's compare Jeff to all of these, are you saying that Jeff maybe wouldn't like your extra "softness"?
I am glad Carter is getting lots of love from you. Can't wait to see him and hold him next week.! Love you all! Oh btw, did the kids, aka Kyla, get their treats in the mail to help with "bribes" for being good?
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